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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)