How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.