What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!