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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

South Jokes More South Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers