What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!