What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!