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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)