Missile Toe!
Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
With a shat nav.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
12 inches
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
Because of the taliban
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Canta Plaus.