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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!