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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)