How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!