How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap.