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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.