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Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.