Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!