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Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.