Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!