What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

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Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.