What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.