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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.