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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.