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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.