What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids