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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids