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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!