Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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He Reddit.

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A snowfake.

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The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.