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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.