How many sides does a Pentagon have?

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.