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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.