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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams