How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.