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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.