What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.