Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!