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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Who's there! Candace! Candace who?

Candace with love!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.