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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!