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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!