What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean