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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture