Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy