Why does it end with twenty?

He thinks to himself.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.