Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Your head hits the ceiling!
Oh sheeeeeettttt!
The wrong answer.
Dead in the trash
A dead centipede.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Now I wonder the same thing.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
