What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.