What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What makes Stevie Wonder?

What everything looks like.