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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.