What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"