What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist?

A wet nose.