What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.