Golf Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

20 Minute Jokes More 20 Minute Jokes

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions