A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
When it's been sliced.
Ford was my best friend.
A Han Solo performance.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A sandwich
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
It's ill-eagle
One is a hunt on a course.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
He's from Team Rocket
Just in case you get a hole in one.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
Namaste
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
