Golf Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Lady Godiva Jokes More Lady Godiva Jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!