Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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Cause they be lion.

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Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions