Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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