Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions