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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions