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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions