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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.