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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?