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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching