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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching