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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.