Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle