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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.