What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)