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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.