What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"