What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

He was snowden

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.