Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!