Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.