What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Previous Random Joke Next

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Vinyl Jokes More Vinyl Jokes

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.