What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows