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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.