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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.