What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*