Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."