Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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God does not punish twice.

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An hour later you're hungry for power.

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IFap

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

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What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!