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Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.