Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Baby Owl Jokes More Baby Owl Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

Who's there! Baby Owl! Baby Owl who?

Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.