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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.