What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls?

Ego-Testicle.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet