April Sale - 20% Off

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet