Baking Bad
A centipede on meth.
He was out of meth.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Geek Squad
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
1 sleep until Christmas.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Art.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A wind tunnel!
In the West Bank
Ransom notes.