Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

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Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!