Baking Bad
A centipede on meth.
He was out of meth.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Geek Squad
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
His customers lost interest in him.
Because Sam sung better than him
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Bruces
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.
Someone is losing their trailer..
There's 20 of them
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
Christmas, Carl
An oviposition set
