Meth Jokes

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!