Meth Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!