Meth Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Methe Jokes More Methe Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.