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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

Virgin mobile

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.