Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.