Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager