Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad