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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)