What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!