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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.