What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!