What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..