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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......