What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center