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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.