What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.