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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Tong Jokes More Tong Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door