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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door