Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door