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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!