Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.