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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...