Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.