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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.