Dalai Lama Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything