What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.