Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.