What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

Homeless.