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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.