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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Bald Head Jokes More Bald Head Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.