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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."