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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"