It promotes equality.
It cracked.
About a day.
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
A walrus has at least two valid points.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.