A Sweeping Generalization.
Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
All he had was a straw-man argument.
He was *out standing* in his field.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Better grip. Happy Halloween
To get laid.
Dinner for Juan
Because they hav-an-arrow!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Get another one to yell BINGO
Underlay
Spacex
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
