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Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Love

Love

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta