Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!