A Sweeping Generalization.
Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
Swine flu
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
They'll tell you.
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Because he was outstanding in his field
The broom gets sweepy.
To get a better grip on the broom
To crunch numbers.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
I can't find the twine.
Jesus!
It was a Fiesta