A Sweeping Generalization.
Promoted.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
To promote off-shore drilling.
It promotes equality.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Promoted
Underlay! Underlay!
No connection
Business was dead.
The communist wants equality
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
A nervous wreck.
The headmaster.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
I still love vista, baby
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Submitting a stool sample.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Lets go ride a bike!
Niisan.