Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.