Because he was outstanding in his field
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
They're all about force projection.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
It has a lot of mussels.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Wow, such empty
A Sweeping Generalization.
Sweeping generalizations.
Because they like being amoosed!
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
The communist wants equality
It promotes equality.