Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.