Because he was outstanding in his field
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Because his parents are vegetables.
It makes the front page.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
You can make a pet out of a snake!
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
A Sweeping Generalization.
Promoted.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
He was *out standing* in his field.
It wasn't born yesterday.
I was 10 years old yesterday.
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
