Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...