Because he was outstanding in his field
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
A wise quack.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
In their dadabase.
For they are always on shore...
Nothing, it just waved.
A knife has a point
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
They're all about force projection.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Bill-tup area!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because there are no gaze in the military
