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Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.