Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

Sweeping Generalization Jokes More Sweeping Generalization Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.