What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.