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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.