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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.