Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...