Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.